AP -- Moscow, ID September 25th, 2008

Akey to Release Scoring Stimulis Package

Rumors are flying today in Moscow, of a special Scoring Stimulis Package being put together by the University of Idaho coaches.  The package, which is said to include 5 good running backs, and several other good offensive players, will be the forefront for helping the Idaho Vandals out of their current scoring crisis.  Coach Robb Akey is believed to be speaking this evening on how his field-general, Nathan Enderle, will be leading the attack as the Vandals travel to San Diego State University this weekend.

Specific components of the scoring stimulis package will be released Saturday at 5:00 pm Eastern time.

The goal of the stimulis package is to help inflate the depressed "Wins" column of the Vandal's record this season.  And while the details will have to wait until Saturday, we can only guess that prolific use of "retrievers" and "backs" is going to help boost Idaho's fledgling win/loss economy.
The package is believed to be in the realm of 700 billion points, if run 100 billion times.

Coach Akey was unavailable for comment, but is expected to give an over view tonight at the Robb Akey Coach's show at 6:00 pm pacific.